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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour demo trailer shows off mini games and tech demos in-action - Eurogamer

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Chicago Bears offense has 94-yard TD drive in 2 minute drill at minicamp - Windy City Gridiron

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Walmart workers are sharing photos of price hikes of 38% or more — and some prices are up at Target too - Business Insider

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Hinch: More to decision to pull Tarik Skubal from scoreless game than just game strategy - The Detroit News

No go.

Minds and Behinds

With 2 petawatts, the powerful American ZEUS laser competes with particle accelerators. - Farmingdale Observer

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Channel Island pharmacists confirm digestion drug shortage - BBC

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Video: Street Fighter 6 Showcases Four New Character Outfits - Nintendo Life

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Then came..

Beware: There’s a new Trump-RFK Jr. epidemic brewing - NJ.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet