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13.06.2025 02:12

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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